ADS➜AID

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GREATEST HITS

Good policy.
Great lines.

Mamdani, El-Sayed, Talarico and Ocasio-Cortez, in their own words. 134 selected clips organized into Policy Clarity and Sick Burns.

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Rules, original music videos and the complete sourced comic.

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Answer the Question

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The soundtrack

Name the Day, plus twelve electronic mixes of Freeze the Rent and Never Taken a Dime from the games. Pick a track; sound only starts when you press play.

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Four Roads to the Capitol

The complete illustrated comic: four paths into public service, political satire and the source notes behind the panels.

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Explore the four issues and the source notes

How the split moves

“The more I make, the smaller my cut.” Tony’s share of future profit drops as his lifetime profit payouts reach each milestone. His plans are paid from his share. The community’s percentage never steps backward.

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Step
The community gets
Tony gets
1
50%Projected community allocation $0 – $550KRent and tenant defense. New York’s Rent Guidelines Board voted in June 2026 to freeze one- and two-year rent-stabilized leases. Look it up
50%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $0 – $550KTony's 1,800 square foot house is paid off
2
60%Projected community allocation $550K – $1.225MFree eye exams and glasses for schoolkids. Like Detroit’s Vision To Learn partnership, which began in 2016 and provides students free eye exams and glasses. Look it up
40%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $550K – $1MMy only child's college and first house down payment
3
75%Projected community allocation $1.225M – $4.225MFood and grocery access. The need behind New York’s planned public grocery stores; food access is one area we aim to support. Look it up
25%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $1M – $2MI'm getting a boat!
4
80%Projected community allocation $4.225M – $8.225MFree childcare. Like New York’s free 2-K program, which launched in September 2026 with 2,000 seats. Look it up
20%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $2M – $3MI'm buying a house near a college campus and paying college students to live in it and make video games throughout college
5
85%Projected community allocation $8.225M – $13.89MInsulin and medical debt. Inspired by Talarico’s work on Texas’s $25 monthly insulin copay cap and Wayne County’s medical-debt relief program. Look it up
15%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $3M – $4MThe college video game and content house gets a major upgrade
6
90%Projected community allocation $13.89M – $22.89MPublic schools and teacher pay. Inspired by Talarico’s work on school-finance reform and limits on pre-K class sizes. Look it up
10%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts $4M – $5MMy grandkids get a house
7
99%Projected community allocation beyond $22.89MFast, free buses and good jobs. Transit access and worker support are causes we aim to fund. Specific recipients will be named in the Community Pot once selected.
1%Tony’s cumulative profit payouts beyond $5MMaking sure College Video Game Company, Inc. is the coolest internship you'll ever have and never graduate from
How milestones and projected totals work

Milestones do not reset each month or year. Earlier payouts are not recalculated. If a payout crosses a threshold, the next rate applies to the portion beyond it.

The community totals in the table are approximate projected allocations assuming shares are paid in full, not donations already delivered. They exclude Tony’s personal top-ups; payment holds can make actual paid totals differ. Cause examples show the work we aim to support, not confirmed recipients or endorsements.

The rules

  • The split covers all project revenue: ads, Patreon and any merch sales, after documented costs and disclosed reserve movements. Tony’s personal milestone purchases come from his share, not operating expenses.
  • Revenue is counted when received. Allocations, payments, unpaid balances and personal top-ups are reported separately.
  • The community percentage rises at each milestone and never steps back. Policy changes are dated in the Community Pot.
  • Recipients are programs and groups, never campaigns or politicians.
  • Policy updates and corrections remain visible. Tony’s direct payments plus payments to his own businesses cannot exceed cumulative site-funded community payments; personal top-ups do not raise that limit.

Who makes this

Tony makes AdsToAid using ChatGPT, Claude and Cursor, with art from Makko and audio from ElevenLabs. Tony owns Makko. Games are free; Patreon support is optional. Actual project-paid costs and any payments to Tony’s businesses will be disclosed in the Community Pot.

Independent. Not a campaign.

Fan-made, unofficial satire with no ties to any candidate, campaign, or party, and not authorized by one. Membership is not a campaign contribution. Write to us · Report a problem